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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>snarky malarkey</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thejacksons)</generator><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/</link><item><title>Best use of the internet. Five stars! Ain’t nobody got...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GAe9Sd4M9JI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best use of the internet. Five stars! Ain’t nobody got time for that!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/23564038527</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/23564038527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 16:23:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Chloe Sevigny Says Her Prosthetic Penis Made Her Cry</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5911237/chloe-sevigny-says-her-prosthetic-penis-made-her-cry?utm_medium=referral&amp;amp;utm_source=pulsenews" target="_blank"&gt;It&amp;#8217;s not your fake penis that makes you unattractive — it&amp;#8217;s worrying about whether or not your fake penis makes you unattractive that makes you unattractive. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/23287606929</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/23287606929</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 07:42:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Not much of a video, but a great song for the mornin’...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JjkiTuKk4NQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not much of a video, but a great song for the mornin’ time. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/23101612397</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/23101612397</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 08:10:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Here’s my mom, pregnant with me, #7. l to r: Jim, Jerry,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zb07adEv1qa0vmeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s my mom, pregnant with me, #7. l to r: Jim, Jerry, John, Jeff, Jill, Mom (Joan) and Joe. Jeez! Not her favorite photo, but I think it speaks volumes. I can’t imagine having ONE kid, let alone seven! Note how the younger boys are all in red shirts—that’s so they won’t get lost. For real. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22992881978</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22992881978</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 15:45:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Next time someone asks me where I get my ideas, I’m going...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eAEF6kWYlwI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Next time someone asks me where I get my ideas, I’m going to show them this video that was taken inside my head.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22824045575</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22824045575</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:37:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>love this meme.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sbpsx8nZ1qa0vmeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;love this meme.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22757108859</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22757108859</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 21:17:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE SICK. DITCH...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k5kjgQxJ1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/22452403145/man-this-is-going-to-be-sick-ditch-these-brakes" target="_blank"&gt;animalstalkinginallcaps&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE SICK. DITCH THESE BRAKES, MAKE IT A FIXIE, SNAG SOME NITTO DROP BARS, ALL SHIMANO COMPONENTS, BROOKS SADDLE, CHRIS KING HEADSET, CLIPLESS PEDALS, MAYBE SOME AEROSPOKES IN A SWEET COLORWAY … I JUST NEED A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS AND I’LL BE SET.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;FOR A FUTURE IN COMPETITIVE VELODROME RACING?&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO, TO LIKE … WALK IT TO PARTIES AND STUFF.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22455205346</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22455205346</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 12:10:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>beefranck:

Stop Hating Smartasses by `dinyctis
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k74nO3gi1qzc18no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beefranck.tumblr.com/post/22454463046/stop-hating-smartasses-by-dinyctis" target="_blank"&gt;beefranck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dinyctis.deviantart.com/art/Stop-Hating-Smartasses-44590882" target="_blank"&gt;Stop Hating Smartasses&lt;/a&gt; by `&lt;a href="http://dinyctis.deviantart.com/" target="_blank"&gt;dinyctis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22455116712</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22455116712</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 12:08:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>As my crazy friend Mitch said, “What ever happened to...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LPGwUYOTe0Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As my crazy friend Mitch said, “What ever happened to scene-stealing german organ players, big square wigs, and good ole Moanin’?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22455090250</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22455090250</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 12:08:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wv4BaCOQOVk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22401383785</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22401383785</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 16:24:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Of course she’s from Dallas. And one of those guys is her...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/57Sb14dyaUc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of course she’s from Dallas. And one of those guys is her son. Ew! &lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/thejacksons/3-second-rule-the-music-video-that-will-haunt-yo-1lfq" target="_blank"&gt;Vote it up on Buzzfeed&lt;/a&gt;, the world needs to enjoy this gem!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22386551597</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22386551597</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 11:18:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Camp Bosworth, snarkymalarkey’s favorite birthday boy....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gzafysFB1qa0vmeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Camp Bosworth, snarkymalarkey’s favorite birthday boy. &lt;a href="http://www.campbosworth.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Check out his work&lt;/a&gt; and prepare to be AWED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="short_text" id="result_box"&gt;&lt;span class="hps"&gt;Feliz Cumpleaños,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="hps"&gt;mi amigo!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22347426285</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/22347426285</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 18:15:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>harharhar:

iena:

The proceeds from the sale of this shirt go...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qgbiLFf51qz6xkbo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harharhar.tumblr.com/post/21382724504" target="_blank"&gt;harharhar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iena.tumblr.com/post/21382588661/the-proceeds-from-the-sale-of-this-shirt-go-to" target="_blank"&gt;iena&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The proceeds from the sale of this shirt go to Planned Parenthood of the Heartland.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Click it.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Unisex shirts &lt;a href="http://raygunsite.com/shop/girls/t-shirts/slut-shirt-20658" target="_blank"&gt;available&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21384803623</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21384803623</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:33:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dnPNr9yquuc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21331870355</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21331870355</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:59:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>suitep:iwantnothingless:retro2go:



cash and cat


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ec8ckjsS1qdanvuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suitep.tumblr.com/post/21255674695/iwantnothingless-retro2go-cash-and-cat-i" target="_blank"&gt;suitep&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwantnothingless.tumblr.com/post/21246325931/retro2go-cash-and-cat-i-saw-this-on-holy" target="_blank"&gt;iwantnothingless&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://retro2go.tumblr.com/post/21002815119/cash-and-cat" target="_blank"&gt;retro2go&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;cash and cat&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21328902486</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21328902486</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:39:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/i-1vResDiyQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21328884761</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/21328884761</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:39:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q34z5dCmC4M?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/20786607839</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/20786607839</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:33:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nerd alert! The show so good they sent it to Croatia. Laughing...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J_RV5cZP7vw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nerd alert! The show so good they sent it to Croatia. Laughing so hard I’m crying.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/20119700518</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/20119700518</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 11:21:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Life imitates South Park. This week’s show oughta be out...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QWACLKaOC08?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life imitates South Park. This week’s show oughta be out of the park.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/19574153112</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/19574153112</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:29:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Well done.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Oz0IxH865oc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well done.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/19574066437</link><guid>http://www.snarkymalarkey.com/post/19574066437</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:26:27 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

