6 Phrases to Use for a Successful Relationship

These must be said either in a flat monotone or with the accent of a nine-year-old Italian boy:

    You Look Great. (pull string noise)
    Can I Help? (pull string noise)
    Let’s Eat Out. (pull string noise)
    I Was Wrong. (pull string noise)
    I Am Sorry. (pull string noise)
    I LOVE YOU.

And don’t pull the string on the back of the relationship doll too hard or it might get stuck and stop talking. Or worse:

You Look Wrong. I Am Great. I Love Help?