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Get ‘em while they’re HOT!

Get ‘em while they’re HOT!

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Please Take A Letter Miss Brown

Ink Spots

One of my favorite songs ever. I knew I’d met my match when my husband and I met - we used to lip synch all the spoken parts of Ink Spots songs and crack up for hours.

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These are a few of my favorite things…

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6 Phrases to Use for a Successful Relationship

These must be said either in a flat monotone or with the accent of a nine-year-old Italian boy:

    You Look Great. (pull string noise)
    Can I Help? (pull string noise)
    Let’s Eat Out. (pull string noise)
    I Was Wrong. (pull string noise)
    I Am Sorry. (pull string noise)
    I LOVE YOU.

And don’t pull the string on the back of the relationship doll too hard or it might get stuck and stop talking. Or worse:

You Look Wrong. I Am Great. I Love Help?

Posted 3 months ago

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God, I love the internet.

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Started a new Tumblr for my vintage Siamese cat photo collection. I’ll put up two a day, there are a LOT. vintagemeezers.tumblr.com/

Started a new Tumblr for my vintage Siamese cat photo collection. I’ll put up two a day, there are a LOT. vintagemeezers.tumblr.com/

Posted 3 months ago

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“The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming.”

Werner Herzog, perhaps my favorite person on earth, talking about chickens.