January 2012
4 posts
Giggle like a third grader. →
December 2011
19 posts
Our second favorite Christmas tradition. You can buy the whole thing at the link, it’s missing some vital parts but it gives you an idea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD1CoTIpEoE&feature=colike
Yeah, my life is pretty much all about this for... →
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
9 posts
Awesome quote →
“No thanks as it would mean getting a job and I have never worked a day in my life. I would prefer to stay in my cell and water my plants and take care of my ferret.”
September 2011
9 posts
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
“Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, ‘Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?’ And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, ‘It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re...
August 2011
3 posts
July 2011
23 posts