My Smart-Ass Husband
(At the grocery store yesterday, checking out, when Michael Jackson music playing store-wide suddenly stopped):
Checker: What happened to the music?
C (snarkily): The music died yesterday.
Woman behind him (seriously): That’s just what I was thinking!
(pause)
Checker, now having a problem with the scanner, addressing the scanner: Why?!
Woman customer, not paying attention (sadly): Drugs.
Is there anything this man can’t do?
Protecting America, one fly at a time.
Master and Servant
Another one of my favorite 80s bands, and another video I’ve never seen in my life before. All I can say is they must have hidden this video for a good reason, because if I’d known back then what shiny dorks these guys were, I’d never have taken them so seriously and dyed my hair black. They look like they’re fresh from church and trying to imagine a theme for their next Hell House production. Highlights: windmill arms, more bad moves for the office party, skillful 80s editing (especially at the end), screams at :55, epilepsy-inducing image flashing at 1:10 and a perfect recreation of that guy you regretted dancing with in Europe at 2:06. Somehow I don’t think these guys ever played master and servant at all.